This is not an homage to the movie, which I refer to as the poor man's Breaking Bad. I know about the great reviews and still don't care. Since I've grown up, it just makes me recoil. I'm not sure if its the misogyny or the bad acting. But the soundtrack? One of the best ever made.
There is a time and a place for everything. The time for the song, Born to be Wild, is during a car dance. What is that, you might be wondering. Please, let me tell you. When you live in the far north, as I do, road trips take forever. Hours of long, barren highway leave one with nothing to do but listen and dream. So. Select the music of your choice, and begin moving the muscles in your bum as well as your actual shoulders. Its a matter of multi tasking, really. You still have two hands on the wheel and a foot ready for the brake, but everything else is keeping time with the beat.
Do this alone. For some reason, its off putting to passengers. Ever since I dropped a pistachio while driving, I have to sit like the sphinx when I'm with Clarence and behind the wheel. Also, its just too embarrassing. Because what's the point if you don't get into it? Singing along is optional, but after a few minutes of movement, you won't be able to resist.
Besides helping pass the time and avoiding numb bum, something really wonderful happens during a good car dance. All the forces of the universe come together and make me feel as if I've just:
a: won the lottery
b: found a cure for cancer
c. am discovered by Simon Cowell, who can't stop raving about my wonderful voice.
It can be anything really. And the benefits are many. A good car dance has the same effect on me as meditation, yoga, or running. (Not that I over indulge in any of those.) I get a mind/body high that tells me anything is possible. There is one perfect, synchronized moment when I am born to be wild. I am free. I'm an easy rider. I can do anything I set my mind to. Anything! Which is a wonderful way to feel on an eight hour road trip.
To recap, here are the other benefits.
1. Pass the time. (it flies by!)
2. Save your butt (avoid sciatic nerve damage!)
3. Rev your creative engine. (write that novel! compose that song! knit! (but not in the car))
4. Find happiness. (yes, its this easy.)
Please enjoy your next long distance car ride by employing my suggested technique. And you're very welcome.